Paul: Have some pineapple, Andrea.
Andrea: No, thanks.
Paul: You should have some. It's nature's candy.
Andrea: Candy is nature's candy.
Paul: No, candy is a man-made bastardization of nature's true candy.
Andrea: You can't bastardize something that had to be created separately.
Paul: Fine. Candy is bastardizing the flavor of fruit.
Andrea: Fine. Enjoy your non-bastardized pineapple.
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The only thing that saddens me more is your aversion to strawberries. Un-bastardized strawberries, of course. Have you considered fruit-therapy hypnosis?
i know, i know, my aversion to fruit is a sad, sad thing. i have been working on this, though, and pineapple and strawberries are actually two fruits i can eat without barfing....i think i was just feeling contrary.
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