to do list

Seeing as I am no longer gainfully employed, I thought perhaps I ought to start a to-do list, so as to make the best use of my time. Here is what I have so far:

1. Buy high heels, pearls, and new apron

2. Buy a litter

3. Need people to carry me on litter. Place ad in craigslist.

4. Grapes

5. Need people to eat the grapes for me. Place ad in craigslist.

6. Find wisecracking friend. Make her move in next door. Better if her name is Ethel and she is married to a dude named Fred.

7. Call Paul at work to have a long, meaningful conversation about my feelings. Become offended when he has to do his job.

I always feel so much better when I'm busy, you know? I think I'll go name all my socks now.

we are one, but we're not the same

Andrea: You know, I guess we're sort of opposites, but it never really occurred to me until recently, because we have a lot in common.

Paul: Oh, like we're both humans, with hair? And teeth?

Andrea: Yeah. Like that.

birds or twinkies?

I've been experimenting a bit with my blog's look. I like this backdrop, because I think the birds are kinda cute, plus I think the overall tone is superhappyfun, which is what I'm going for. Today though, I found a blogger template with......

Twinkies.

Dude.

TWINKIES!!!!!!

I find myself feeling conflicted. Do I stay with the cute birds and flowers, or do I represent my love of refined white sugar?

I am really at a loss here.

See Paul Go

Check out Paul, riding the mechanical bull at Johnny Utah's. Good times.