Blogging is fun

I've just set up this blog, right? I've been talking about this for months, making all kinds of empty promises, and last night, around 11:00pm, I threw caution to the wind and set up a blog. That's right, I am now the proud parent of.... a blog. How do you think I felt, setting up this blog? Elated, thrilled at all of my new blogging possibilities? No, instead, I felt........terror. I sat at the computer, frozen. All the delightful thoughts that had been chasing around my brain for the last few months were gone and I found myself consumed by a slightly queasy, uncomfortably warm feeling (which could very well be due to the 200% humidity and lack of air conditioning). I thought to myself that I hadn't a thing to write about. The thing is, this is absolutely untrue. I saw a blond pig-tailed girl roller skating yesterday- I could write about that, right? I saw a wheelchair bound woman barreling down the street, blowing a deafeningly loud whistle at all in her path-surely this is post-worthy....and yet, nothing inspired. Unable to take the yucky clammy warm feeling brought 0n by blog induced stress and lack of air conditioning, I left the apartment to run some errands and while pondering what to blog about I had this epiphany: blogging is fun! Blogging is supposed to be enjoyable! No blogging police is going to arrest me if I should fail to solve the worlds problems, and if I'm reading them right, I don't think my friends will stop talking to me if I don't write Pulitzer Prize winning stuff here. Right, guys?? Guys??? What if there really is a blogging police??? On the other hand, I've heard that conspiracy theory blogs do quite well.....